BEL Sayings

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"Greeting to the brightest audience in the country. I am Bob Enyart, America's most-popular, self-proclaimed, right-wing, religious fanatic, homophobic, anti-choice talk show host."

"The death penalty is at the heart of the Gospel of Jesus Christ." more

"It's no longer a justice system, now it's just a system." more

[Regarding any "lesser" evil] "There's no bottom to that abyss." more

"Judge Rightly Is Not Some Guy's Name." more

"If the early church couldn't handle meat but only milk, today it is lactose intolerant." more

"Miracles foster unbelief." more

J.O.N.A.H. "Jesus' Obvious Nativity Attributes Hermeneutic." [A listener in Nashville tells people who ask if his son Jonah was named after the book in the Bible: "No, he's named after a hermeneutic."]

N.O.A.H. "New Openness Attributes Hermeneutic." more

"The five biblical attributes of the eternal God are that He is living, personal, relational, good, and loving." more

"Warning, warning, warning Will Robinson there are bible verses up ahead. For those in the audience who advocate pluralism and diversity, we know here at Bob Enyart Live that you would like to censor anyone who would dare quote a bible verse in public. So this warning gives you fair notice that raw unadulterated truth is about to be uttered."

"This is Bob Enyart reminding you to do right and risk the consequences."

- Bob Enyart

Select BEL Definitions/Clarifications

conservative: A Republican trying to save a social program started by a liberal.

Definition of a conservative
bias: A belief that leads to false notions.

knowledge: (human) Awareness of truth. ex. He has much knowledge.
knowledge: (in books) Record of truth. ex. The library stacks contain much knowledge. 

terrorism: Violent crime committed to influence public policy. more

money: The accounting of transferable incomplete transactions. more

forensics: Historical science; investigation of the past whether criminal or not. more

See more at BEL Definitions.

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