Ted Kennedy Lost His Tether

* Hell from Beneath was Excited to Meet Him: Ted Kennedy lost his tether. The pomp in his circumstance, the leaders who gathered, was not as the media reported. His spirit separated from his body and then it plummeted to hell where he heard, "Hell from beneath is excited about you, to meet you at your coming. It stirs up the dead for you, all the chief ones of the earth. Hell has raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations to greet you. They all shall speak and say to you: 'Senator, have you also become like us? Your pomp is brought down to the grave… the maggot is spread under you, and worms cover you.' How you are fallen." (See Isaiah 14:9-11.) That's what he heard. The first thing he remembered was this picture of Mary Jo's...

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* Duggars Now Have 19: The 19th is not on its way. They already have him!
Liberal to Christian mom in a checkout line: "I'm glad it's you and not me."
Smiling mother of four responds: "So are the kids!"

Wife of an Indianapolis abortionist to her homeschool neighbor: "You breeder."
And to her own husband: "Will culling liberal families affect future elections?"

* Ted from Indy pledges $ and to not gossip! Thanks Ted! When is it acceptable to talk about another person's immoral behavior and when is it not? Pastor Bob describes behavior that qualifies as gossip, and behavior that does not. And please call 1-800-8Enyart if you'd like to meet, beat, or raise Ted's $40 matching gift!

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