Obama To Add One Cubit To Stature

* Ignores Warning from the Lord: According to the White House, on Thursday Barack Obama will add one cubit to his stature, ignoring the warning from the Messiah. This follows his promise to keep the Earth's temperature from rising more than 2 degrees to avoid global warming. Notice that Obama, showing restraint, did not overpromise and offer to actually lower the Earth's temperature, but like slowing the rate of in government growth, and like saving and creating jobs, he's only attempting to reduce the increase in temperature! (Meanwhile, the media still insists that the Lord Himself did not save nor create, but only Obama.)

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