Lunchbox at the Public School Zoo

* Florida Teacher has Boy Go in Lunchbox: Yes, it's true.

* Britain's War Against Baggies: Primed Minister Gordon Brown, the U.K. leader, has been duped by dirt worshippers into waging jihad against convenience after a completely false report that 1.1 million animals a year suffocate in plastic bags.

* Obama the Only Clueless Church Member: When Barak Obama's pastor, the Right Rev. Wrong of Chicago's Trinity United, preaches hate, absurdity, and racism, his huge congregation does not go silent with shock, but wild with applause. The reaction of the church shows that such statements were expected and welcome. And it turns out that Barak, one of the brightest men in the nation, attended this racist church for 20 years and was the only clueless member.

* Nate from Las Vegas and John in Denver: Bob gives some fatherly advice to a young man deciding whether to start competing with his own boss in a garage door company. And John talks to Bob about those who oppose the Iraq war because they hate George Bush more than they love the Iraqi people.

Post-show Note: See more great media coverage for Colorado's Personhood initiative on Denver's ABC affiliate, 7News! Also, the campaign's coordinator, Keith Mason, reported that another 1,100 signatures came in today! Please help get signatures or donate to the non-deductible Colorado RTL Issue Committee to help get Personhood on the ballot in November! Our deadline for 100,000 signatures is May 13th! We need your help!

Today's Resource: Have you heard about the BEL special of two MP3 CDs of Bob Enyart's audio teaching of The Plot and The Tree for one price of $49.99? The Plot: Every story has a plot, and a story's details can be confusing unless you understand its overview. The Bible tells the story of human history and the work of God for His creation, and this story has a plot as well! Grasping the big picture will help you reconcile many seemingly contradictory and controversial Bible passages. Achieve a fuller understanding of God's plan from Genesis to Revelation and equip yourself to share God's Word with friends and family. Consider listening to The Plot series based on Bob's manuscript of the same title. Then enjoy Bob's book studies and see how the big picture can help you to better know the living God. The Tree: For thirty five years Bob Enyart has studied God's Word praying for the wisdom to share the truth of Scripture with a lost and dying world. Now you can benefit from this very exciting Bible study. The Tree CD will take you back to the Garden of Eden to examine the legacy and impact of this famous tree on humanity. Find out where the tree is today and what its final destination will be. After listening to the prerequisite, The Plot, Bible, the Bible studies on The Tree CD will entertain, excite and challenge you toward godly living!