Romney Out of Dan Rather's Closet

* Mitt Longs for the Legacy Media: Bob & co-host Doug McBurney ask for an apology from RE-publican party loyalists now that Mitt Romney has come out of the closet as a Democrat.

* Trump & Carson in Iowa: After finding out that Ben Carson may be leading him in Iowa Donald Trump has doubled down on his appreciation for religion, and his deep respect for God and the Bible by boldly asserting that his high energy Presbyterianism blows away those chumps at the Seventh Day Adventist Church, (and the crowds went wild…)

* Ben Carson Speaks the Truth: Ben Carson put Chuck Todd in his place when he answered questions about killing babies with truthful answers that actually included the words “killing babies”. Your hosts pray Ben is sincere and not just bamboozling the Christians in Iowa, (like Mitt Romney, George W. Bush, John McCain & Bob Dole tried to do before him).

* Crime is Down! Stop the presses! CNN is reporting the FBI’s latest assertion in bold headlines that crime is down in America! Bob points out that while the statistically insignificant drop of .2% (of the over 500,000 violent crimes) from 2013 to 2014 could technically be called a “drop in crime” the statistic could just as easily be attributed to arrest warrants that got stuck in the printer!