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* Man breaks into house to use toilet, flees with pants down, falls down stairs, dies: This Drudge Report headline links to a story from a Fayetteville TV station where Bob Enyart, Doug McBurney, and an Arkansas truck driver named Robbie worked together to get the station's news director fired for dropping his pants in public (and doing a lot worse than just dying).