Bob & Doug Preview Monday Night's BIG Event!

* All America Waits to Watch: Bob & co-host Doug McBurney preview what could be the highest rated event in the history of amateur poetry readings, taking place tonight at The Ink Well on East Colfax in Denver!

* Paging Alex Jones: When a demented passenger went ballistic on an American Airlines Flight he was restrained by passengers and everyone landed safely. But the crazy man’s references to the “9/11 Truther” claim that the American government was behind the Twin Towers attack is a reminder that we all need to guard our mental health against bad influences, (particularly against certain mentally ill, deceptive talk show hosts).

* The Daily Body Count: There were nine shot in Houston in anothersuicidal human detonation & three slaughtered in California in another family detonation. But these were just two of the stories we had time to cover. The body count continues to rise by the minute…

* The S.A. at the Bus Stop: Instead of meeting their obligation to ensure terrorists are too afraid or too limited in number to attack Americans at home, RE-publicans in congress want to bring the T.S.A. airport experience to the bus stop, the train station, and maybe even your garage!

* When the He & She is She & He: A pair of Ecuadoran trannies claim to be the first such perverts to procreate via traditional means; implying that although he is now a she, and she is now a he, they both have remained the same species…