* News Headlines on BEL: - It was Bush who signed the Light Bulb Confiscation Act (or whatever it's called). So let's make sure to be mad at the right person. - Barack hugs Arab nations, get's stung in return, and the most favorite leader among Egyptians is... Osama! - Family of "brain dead" woman in Quebec refuse hospital's offer to cut her up and give away her organs, and good thing, because mom then woke up, sat up, began talking, and now is eating and walking around. The story reminds Bob of two things: 1) don't trust "brain dead" assessments, and 2) of the Russian woman last month who woke up in a coffin at her own funeral, realized what was going on, and died of a heart attack.