theology

7 Reasons Why George Carlin Did Not Go To Hell

* The Foul-mouthed Comedian: George Carlin did not go to hell because:

Reason 1: he did more evil than good
Reason 2: because he didn't tithe
Reason 3: because he promoted abortion
Reason 4: because he had a filthy mouth
Reason 5: because he didn't keep the commandments
Reason 6: because he wasn't a Republican
Reason 7: because he didn't go to church

Don't Tell Kids Thomas Jefferson was a Godly Man

The blasphemous Jefferson Bible, click for full image
Photo: Tim Evanson, Flickr

* Jefferson Hated Jesus Christ: Jefferson described the four Evangelists, namely, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John as "feeble minds" and "groveling authors." In his condensed version of Scripture, called

Son of Ham

* Many terrorists and terror groups have HAM, in their names, H-A-M:
- HAMas
- HAMbali, southeast Asia's Osama
- MoHAMmed Atta
- AbdelHAMid Abaaoud, November 13, 2015 Paris terrorist attacks
- Kahlid Sheikh MoHAMmad
- "Jihadi John" MoHAMmed Emwazi, the British-accented militant beheader
- Assem HAMmoud Holland Tunnel terrorist