7 Reasons Why George Carlin Did Not Go To Hell
* The Foul-mouthed Comedian: George Carlin did not go to hell because:
Reason 1: he did more evil than good
Reason 2: because he didn't tithe
Reason 3: because he promoted abortion
Reason 4: because he had a filthy mouth
Reason 5: because he didn't keep the commandments
Reason 6: because he wasn't a Republican
Reason 7: because he didn't go to church

