Bob Enyart

Pastor Qualifications

Determine your pastor’s qualifications by answering these simple questions. Write a Y for yes or an N for no after each question:

1. Does your pastor warn people to take their kids out of public school?

2. Does your pastor teach people to judge?

3. Does your pastor view the theory of evolution as wrong and dangerous?

4. Does your pastor teach against forgiving those who do not repent?

5. Does your pastor teach that homosexuals are evil?

6. Would your pastor dis-fellowship unrepentant sexually immoral members?

7. Does your pastor condemn abortion?

8. Has your pastor ever strongly criticized liberal politicians?

9. Does your pastor teach that some sins are worse than other sins?

10. Does your pastor’s wife seem joyful? (If he’s single, is he joyful?)

Score ten points for each yes answer. If your pastor scored:

100. Congratulate your pastor for his wisdom and invite others to attend your church!

90. He’s far better than most. Do what you can to support him.

80. He’s a pretty good pastor. Ask God to help you strengthen him.

70. He’s a good man, but not qualified to be a pastor. Pray for help.

60. He’s making a mess of his family and his church. Beware.

50. He’s a fool. Find a different church. Things look good but are really bad.

40. He’s never prayed with anyone for salvation. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

30. Jesus said “if they hate Me, they’ll hate you.” But everyone loves him, he’s bad.

20. He’s in it for the money, or to avoid a real job. Escape while you can.

10. What in the world are you still doing there? He’s not OK, you’re nuts.

0. He’s Hillary Clinton in disguise. Run for your life.