DNR?? Dorothy, You're Not in Kansas Anymore!

AIDS activist Sarah Porter should be charged with attempted murder for intentionally spreading the infection.

During the 90s, America did not really lower our epidemic murder rate, but only postponed it, until we started to release the extra million criminals we put in jail. Now, they're coming out, and the murder rate jumped five percent to hit 16,900 victims in 2005.

Our producer's wife, Dorothy Greybar, is alive because her husband Ray refused a nurse's request for a Do Not Resuscitate order. Patient Beware!

The U.S. Supreme Court will review the symbolic Partial-Birth Abortion Ban, but even if upheld, the ban would not stop a single scheduled abortion, because abortionists are trained in multiple techniques, and they would simply use a different technique to kill the child scheduled to die during that appointment.

Loretta from Arvada (long-time listener, first-time caller) asked how to revoke the organ donor instruction she signed on the back of her driver's license. Answer: Scribble it out with a magic marker and write REVOKED!

Mike from Arvada visited the National Aquarium in Baltimore and exposed a gutless fish evolution exhibit.